danciinguniicorns:

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me & Bailey are bored.
y’all should ask us stuff?
it’d be greatly appreciated. :P



lifeasdevon:

first-in-firearms:

Oh Lord.  So funny, I just had to post it. 

lol





falakalak:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 


IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE


NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND



at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours



you used the wrong flag France

brilliance^

3words8letters143:

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austincarlilecouldbepoopingnow:

omg 100% accurate 

kalifornia-klass:

want.